the stinky truth

It's what we call a "successful failure". That moment you when you PR without shitting your pants and waste time leaving the course for the nearest Porta Potty. Yes you made a PR but you are left wondering how much bigger of a personal record could you have attained without the potential pants pooping.

Life on the run. A series of mistakes you repeat over and over due to sheer will of logical insanity.  Aka the running addiction.